...Boehner: He stops in a local Walmart to purchase a pair of shoes, or, He purchases a ;cut rate deal on a par'a'chute on sale,  as he wants to jump out of a plane. 1. He can walk out of Walmart with the shoes, or, 2. He can jump out of a plane and the chute doesn't...well, you can imagine what happens next! I saw it on Looney Tunes Animanias, and it reminding me of Speaker John Boehner-The eminate 'Shutdown' was a republican Bad Idea...